Meet Taylor. Do not let that poof deceive you, she is a woman on a mission in all aspects of life. So this race will be no different. She will have her game face on from the very beginning and if I were you I would stay out her way because she is coming through! Instead of no one messes with the Zohan, no one messes with the Flave. She will leave us in the dust and if I was a betting lady I would bet she will be winning that Warrior Helmet at the end of the race.
Hello little Em. (Yes she is the one of the ones that ran the marathon). While the rest of us are thudding through the mud she will be prancing over it lightly like a gazelle on an afternoon frolic in the sunshine.
Meet the sassiest person I know, Rica (Erica). The race will start and we will all be giggling as we make it up the cargo net, over the fire, and then here comes the mud. Mark my words, she will start plowing through and then get stuck and the sass will come out. We, as what good friends are suppose to do, will then start laughing hysterically and she will proceed to throw a "small" hissy fit and leave the race. And we will say see you at the finish line Rica!
Alex, the other marathon runner, will just be laughing hysterically the whole time at everyone. Wouldn't you be too if you witnessed the meltdown of Erica and the intensity of Taylor?
And then there is me..and well let's be honest I will probably be all over the place from laughing hysterically with Alex to getting stuck in the mud and falling through the cargo net.
Jilly, well she will think that this race idea is silly in the first place, so she will be on the side lines hopefully taking pictures. Such a soccer mom already.
Kinnon, give her some hippie music and she will be good to go.
And Kara, well she will probably be crying because she is an emotional one.
So this Warrior Dash if nothing else should be quite comical and I can certainly not wait!
And so on,
Elizabeth
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